In this harsh cut throat world, the buying majority look for qualities in their dealer such as ease of purchase, higher “on average” quality of weed and most importantly value for money. Now every now and again, your dealer will start to see dollar and pounds signs everywhere and as that smile goes across his face, it’ll confirm that he’s just been infected with GREED! When this happens you’ll unfortunately be stung once, and then left with the problem as you pick up this month’s batch of weed you’ll notice it’s either considerably smaller in size or the potency of the stash compares to smoking soil from a compost bag from BnQ. Either way, everybody knows when their dealer is trying to pull a swift one for in the dealer head it’s time to improve on the usual return on investment but then just as he tries a natural law of DEALER HIJACKING kicks in and the tables are turned.
What’s DEALER HIJACKING?
Lets be honest, doesn’t even matter if you live in the most affluent area for there’s a weed dealer on every street corner if not 2 or 3 just hanging around. So John has just picked up a crap 20 bag but really there’s nothing he could have done about it, until he hears his mate complaining about the same thing as he’s been stung in the same way followed by realisation that it wasn’t a one off, and like a takeaway meal half eaten and a few days late, the dealer’s gone BAD! Now public consensus regarding the quality / cost effectiveness of a dealer is very important, as important as having a good rating on Ebay, for if it isn’t people simple wont buy from them. So in this way, your dealer whom for one second got too comfortable with his business, all of sudden becomes the public villain. At this point any other dealer just doing a basic job, will almost seem the saint and one or two buys in will become the public choice number 1 and just like that the greedy dealer loses all his business to the new guy!
Tell Signs That Your Dealer is Going Bad
- He declines smaller orders, and requests you only buy big quantities from him now.
- He gradually starts selling you smaller and smaller quantities claiming the weed is improving in quality, of course this is not true.
- The weed he deals either changes in that it suddenly gives you a hang over for 4 days i.e. suggesting that it’s probably been sprayed with something toxic NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION or that the weights he deals are good however the weed just gets worse and worse.
- Every time you meet he’s taking longer and longer to get to the agreed pickup location.
- He seldomly answers his phone, and becomes unreliable, hard to get hold off and very bad at replying to messages.
- He’s slurs when he picks up the phone and is generally incoherent while talking to him on the phone, i.e. he’s clearing smoking too much of his own shit.
- He starts sending you promotional texts offering PizzaHut esk specials like 3rd bag free after you buy 10 bags, which never really saves you any money.
Conclusion
So what to do if this has happened to you, and your once BELOVED, TRUSTED, DEALER whom you would boast about to your friends has finally become BAD, remember one thing. In the end “all dealers eventually go bad” as much as we try not to think about it, it’s the reason we have so many of their numbers in our address books, for where one fails, falls and ends up in prison another will pick up their mantel and carry on their work till the same fate becomes of them. So unlike a dog, a dealer really isn’t for life and if illegal drugs you force to pursue be ready to associate with these types of individual.