THE ROUTINE
So often does it happen that you’ve been picking up your weed from the same guy from years and years. It’s almost a routine, you go in, take a seat, talk about what’s been going on, even sometimes express your deepest and darkest secrets to this man as after all he’s not connected to anybody – it’s almost as good confession, right? After all, you surely can’t be judged badly in the eye of a full-time drug dealer right? So yeah life is good, his weed is generally pretty good and so what’s there to complain about it. He makes you a cup of tea and tells you where he picks up his stuff from. “Does he TRUST ME?” you wonder to yourself. He leaves the room, with an open bag of weed, to which you approximate the quantity quietly to yourself. “He MUST TRUST ME!!! There must be at least 2 Pounds of weed he’s left with me unattended – I COULD STEAL IT ALL, LEAVE THE COUNTRY, CHANGE MY NAME, Own in FARM IN AFRICA!!!” He then returns back with your cup of tea and proceeds to roll a joint. This is what they call “the ol leave the bag of weed in the room” trick, standard procedure which has been passed down to dealers from generation to generation.
ON SALE : MAGIC WEED GROWN BY ELVES OF MORDOR
So once comfortable with your dealer and he with you, let’s talk business son! “Have a look at this stuff” he hands you a 
massive bud from his sack. This is your cue to look at the weed in the light and return back glorious compliments of how wonderful and crystaly and amazing this stuff is. You’re the best!! Sir, How much for this FANTASY weed that you possess. “It’s pretty hi-grade stuff, it’s a little bit more expensive that than the usual” At this point, you wonder “didn’t you have this same sack here last week” Alas, you stop wondering and reconnect with his speaking again, and reply as if you were listening the whole time. In which among his blurb was a price, of how much the damage will be for this WEED that has been grown by the Elves of Mordor. More expensive? but only by $10 you think,… fine! As you’ve travelled so far anyway to get here, seems pointless to care for a ten. HOld on? wasn’t it a ten more last week and the week before that?? In fact, what was once $340 an Ounces is now $490 cos apparently this new shit is “REALLY GOOD and apparently worth the amount…Grown by Elves remember!?!?!” You start to ponder on this and you wonder if you really can leave this house without buying anything?
Almost like the stock the exchange, the price of this FANTASTIC MYSTICAL AND MAGICAL WEED keeps going up and up every bloody week.
AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT ALL DOES DARK!
Quite literally, one day you decide!! “I’ve had it! I will no longer be a slave to you pressure me selling weed, which in fairness was always good but not quite MORDOR level one thinks. WELCOME the Dark Markets from the DEEP WEB….HELLOOOOO!!! So one decides through a friend who happens to be adept with the deep web and knowledgeable in this area to get some stuff in, can’t hurt for a change. To begin with, it is dark very dark until you open the PACKAGE, and exposed are the beautiful buds of weed were the light bounces off the crystals blinding you and everyone else in the room. This experience is life changing and affects the core of how you see life – can you ever go back to the way it was?
SO WHAT DOES YOUR EX-DEALER THINK ABOUT THIS?
NOT HAPPY? – NO SHIT SHERLOCK… HELL NO, he ain’t fucking happy about this! He broke the 2nd law of business which was ‘DO NOT BE GREEDY’. Those who flease, and extort may receive larger than usual payouts, however, that also could be the last payout. It’s unfortunate, but it’s simply a no-brainer, buying online allows you the ability to shop about, and choice weed at prices that suite you and assuming you’ve found a good vendor you can buy some absolutely insanely good weed. Now your ex-dealer lets it slide the first week, and perhaps even the second, but wait you’ll get a phone call asking you to come over as he’s got “some cheaper weed to sell if you’re interested”. You attended as requested, and on entering you realise clearly, it’s the same stuff as before as I mean let’s be honest, that 2-pound bag of weed isn’t disappearing overnight. Let’s give the guy of a break, he’s lost some big business here and some could argue it’s not his fault, others could say it was his fault as his continual racking up the prices i.e his greed led his customers to explore the potential of looking elsewhere. On doing they found better and bright deals, which actually suited them more in every way. So sure, Mr EX DEALER will be really annoyed at you, and he won’t be shy to show it.
CONCLUSION
It’s like anything in life when a window glazing guy appears to your door, or an electrician claiming you need all your house wiring changed else FIRE!!! It’s usually crap, and if you look around you can find a better deal. Alas, the moral of our story here today was that greed forced our dealer’s customers to explore the possibility of looking elsewhere for their gear and what they found was just better in every single way times ten. The dealer or EX-dealer as we’ve referred to him here really has to suck eggs on this one, and truly has himself to blame ultimately.
For what would he do be the situations reversed, where he could buy a much superior product at a lot cheaper price, from what you’re selling? No brainer? EXACTLY.