The quantity of weed that goes into each spliff is almost as much a social decision as a personal one. Evidence of this is when you’ll get among your trusted smoking possie and roll a bad boy! Now if your bad boy spliff potency falls beneath the socially defined one expect it to do 50 laps of the German Nurnberg circuit! – i.e. that bad boy’s gonna go around and around being passed from person to person for NOBODY wants to smoke it!
THE DUDE WHO JUST PUTS IN TOO MUCH
Now most people will enjoy a good spliff with heap-fuls of great smelling ganja in it but then there are times when this is just inappropriate. ie. when you’ve haven’t got enough to roll LUXURIOUS FATTY BOOM BATTIES!! This could also happen when a group is
communally sharing the spoils, after one spliff has gone round…if a person then decided to use a large percentage of the remaining weed for a super size me joint …. effectively killing off the whole amount in under 2 spliffs – this is UNCOOL and will have you frowned upon. Pretty much a no-brainer you’d think! but when drug addiction / weed / mind altering substances get involved I don’t think there is such a thing as a no-brainer! So I recall a friend we’d call when our regular dealer/s would fall through. After driving down there, the dude would jump into the car, phone one of his BADMAN guys in the local area and we’d go get the stuff! Being an untried & untested source we’d pick up a nominal amount like a £10 bag if possible.. Everything would be fine regarding this arrangement, and we’d agree to having a spliff before parting ways!!! Sounds alright!! He’d then always insist to roll the spliff, again seemingly harmless….. harmless until he’d produce the spliff that is!! & fair enough the spliff he’d make would look magnificent, BIGGG PACKKKKED TO THE BRIM with WEED, but hold on.. HE didn’t just use over 70% of the already UNDER WEIGHTED £10 Bag in that spliff right? .. as he returns the depleted bag of weed you soon enough realise.. yes he has!
THE DUDE WITH THE STUPIDLY HIGH TOLERANCE
Another type of individual is the person who just doesn’t seem to get stoned given ANY AMOUNT OF WEED !!! In my experience having a session with this type of person can be fairly frustrating for an abnormal amount of weed is required to get them feeling anything. This type of person will often be predisposed to making 95% pure spliff and even the slightest sign of tobacco going into the spliff will be met with great resistance. Also note, that they’ll have that look of confusion thoroughly rehearsed when their all pure weed spliff doesn’t smoke properly and heavily side burns! DO however expect them to occasionally brag and pride themselves about having lungs of steel …. but truly there are only foolishly bragging that they’ll most likely contract lung cancer before you.
THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS PUTS IN TOO LITTLE – THE SPRINKLER!
You’ll know you’ve met A SPRINKLER while smoking with them, for on your initial drag of their spliff you’ll uninstinctively immediately remove the spliff from your mouth and double check that it’s not a tobacco rolly that you’re actually smoking! For the sprinkler only ever sprinkles a few thin layers of weed over the tobacco before wrapping that BAD BOY UP for dispatch! The Sprinkler is ultimately an economist and is a highly disciplined skilled budgeter and can make even small quantities of weed span over fairly long durations. They are restricted by there financial means to appease their habitual 24 /7 “wake and bake” smoking tendencies and therefore are forced to economise in order to make this possible. The major disadvantage sprinklers suffer are that they tend to be stoned rather than ever actually feeling stoned; a consequence of consistently rolling and smoking sprinkle spliffs opposed to periodic stronger spliffs. Smoking communally with a sprinkler can potentially be troublesome as they can forget that they are amongst others and can accidentally roll a sprinkled understrengthed spliff.
THE DUDE WHO MAKES THE TOP LOADED SPLIFF
TOPLOADING: A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others. – definition from urban dictionary.
Exactly that! – the toploaded spliff will have significantly more weed at the top (tip) of the spliff as to allow the person igniting it to get significantly more higher than anyone who will eventually smoke this spliff. With exception to when it’s the roller’s own personal weed being used in the spliff, if it’s communal weed, this tactic is disgraceful and is extremely shunned upon by the the majority of the weed smoking community. People whom mix the weed and tobacco before rolling the spliff lessen the chances of being accused in this way. Google references quote some people alternatively deal with this issue by electing the person to the immediate left or right to ignite the spliff. However it’s usually fairly easy to spot toploading tactics, for if the spliff roller suspeciously holds onto the spliff for a good couple of minutes before passing it on, and then quite clearly is stoned off their balls, however nobody else is even remotely as high…… YOU’VE BEEN TOP LOADED!!
THE DUDE WHO JUST CAN’T ROLL
Call them whatever you want, but some people just simple cannot roll a spliff! They are completely incapable of grasping the art of rolling a spliff…. judging the proportions of weed and tobacco, evenly distributing the mix to then finally attempting the dreaded rolling portion yielding disappointing results almost every time,… for the next MORE SEXUAL part is here…
THE SPLIFF LICKER!
I’m sorry I couldn’t resist!! ohh yeah it’s that time baby!! . oh yes..the intimate part is upon us… que the porno saxophones, here we go….LICK LICK LICK LICK!!! our roller / love maker spends about 2 /3 minutes just licking that MOTHERFUCKA!!! hmmm yeah ladies, that’s right!!! he does…and if you wanna piece of him, well??? WELL just smoke some the spliff he’s rolled for us, for it’s drenched in so much of his saliva, for it’s as equivalent as having a FULL BLOWN GAY, MAN on MAN TONGUING SNOG!!!!! As for the Sticky strip??? details such of this doesn’t concern him.! didn’t even see it… he JUST LICK LICK AND LICK!!! !!! God forbid our SPLIFF LICKERRR ever be given the task of licking an envelope…some serious hair-dryer action would definitely be called into action before it went anywhere near that letterbox!!
NOTE: TO YOU ALL SPLIFF LICKERS OUT THERE
If you subeqeuently start seeing identical clones of yourself walking around the street masquerading as YOU… Remember you’ve only yourself to blame for you’ve doused some many spliffs with your tongue swab samples, it was gonna happen sooner or later!!!
& THIS IS YOUR THEME TUNE – – Lollipop – – LIL WAYNE