Calling the people of The United Kingdom, lets unite to ask and answer this one question! So lets start with the basics appreciating that smoking weed in the UK isn’t exactly as luxurious as our european brothers in the Netherlands. Whom are now followed by those in California who are under gaps in their country’s constitution are comfortably smoking A Grade Medical Marijuana with no fear of legal repercussions. So what about us, calling you ESSEX crew, LONDONER’s, MIDLAND FOLK, and SOUTHERN & NORTHERNERS what do you have to say about this?
You’re getting what you get?
I’ve no doubt the reality is a mix bag of stories of some smoking the finest strands at great value, along with others forced to smoke green buds, sadly having little as in common with real thing but just the colour , or commonly know as SHITASS WEED!! So what’s the truth behind the myths, where does our weed come? Or is it more likely everyone is picking up the same shit from the same people without realising? i.e. A bloke picks up a couple of Oz’s from ‘some guy’ who’s doing him a good price per the ounce for some “niiiiice some grown init” you investigate?? however it turns out to be another dude supplier, selling the green stuff doing sadly no weed??? HOWEVER Eureka!! – your mate Dave has a guy called Justin who’s dealing some ‘nice shit’, so you go visit this guy in good faith!! You meet, he passes you the goods, all is well until you have a look at what you’ve bought or how more accurately how little you’ve bought. You ask the dealer, “errr it’s a little on the light side isn’t it?” he then replies with the infamous line “…. nahhhh but it’s good thoughhhh.” For more explanation on why Dealers are fucking pricks, read my earlier article.OK so no go with “Rip Off” Justin, and my usual guy is okay but I hate the stuff he’s dealing – it’s super SOFA LOCKING WEED, where after a few drags the thought of actually moving and living just seems TOO MUCH!! Hold on, have I been staring at that clock for the last 2/3 hours, thinking about going home, but again the thought of just lifting my ass of this chair is the hardest accomplishment Im going to achieve this year, fuck that!!!
If Carlsberg did weed?
If bloody only!!! (U.K JOKE) Sadly not, however that said you’re mate Tony that you met and became friends with last week could just be the best contact you’ll ever meet. His week is all perfectly buddy with great weight for the money…with no dust, where’s the catch?? There is none.. You’ve geniunely hit gold, as he never seems to be anywhere but at home!! – More reliable than PIZZA HUT and that vending machine in the cinema!! – RESULT.
The weed from “the promised land” aka AmsterDAMMNNN is not grown there?
It turns out that the majority of the weed grown and sold in Amsterdam is no longer grown in the country. If the rumours are to be true, the stuff is actually grown around Germany, Belgium Spain, and shockingly England!! ENGLAND??? really ? The last part I find highly unfeasible, as exporting the shit back to Holland makes no sense – risk wise, compared to finding remote parts of France and Europe generally where you could just drive to Amsterdam in 3 or 4 hours. There has always been a mystery regarding the growers whom supply the shops in Amsterdam as it’s still illegal to grow Weed in Holland. All we know is that each shop employs runners, whom ensure each shop’s weed inventory never goes to low, or above the maximum allowable capacity thus these runners go from shop to shop topping there supplies. As for where the origin of the stash is, no questions asked! It could be quite feasible that people are exporting around Europe, as the land mass is expansive and thus harder to track this kind of activity.
So why the randomness of the weed?
Can’t speak for the rest of the island, but in London weed is random in it’s quality? I’ll explain.. Sometimes we get the really good shit, which you’ll know cos you’ll take one toak and be momentarily transported to a island with parrots in the periphery! “DAMNN!” exactly, compared the stuff we’ve all been smoking, this shit is the SHIT!!! and like that, before you know it there’s good weed on the street again. You smell it, as you walk to the shop, smell it everywhere, SUMMER IS HERE (even though it’s november, it doesn’t matter) The good times are here, and though you know they wont last for every, best not to think about it, just enjoy the weed!! The weird thing is, how the quality slow starts to deteriorate or does it? Are you becoming too familiar with the buzz, or does that stash everybody seems to have just get old and before you know it, the Weed’s shit again.