The hash cake is a commonly misunderstood entity, for it’s appearance presents you a fluffy warm and soft delicious mouth watering chocolate muffins while secretly masking it’s true potential of pure havoc. Almost like the apple in the forbidden garden of Eden, you’ll finish up all the chocolate loviness and straight after feel like a hero, for not only has this delicious muffin quenched your hungry but wasn’t this muffin meant to be “really strong right?” enough to take down a very large person. Not you however for you’ve taken the test and come out in valour, bravo!! well done you!! Then you set your mind to the next thing and as another half hour creeps up on you, you slowly start to feel really weird and then another ten minutes go past, which to you now feels like a further half hour has elapsed. You’re reminder that you did eat an entire hash cake, which cools and calms your nerves as a good explanation should. Another ten minutes elapse, to which you are now tripping balls and higher than you’ve ever been. The experience is extreme and at points you question on whether you’re actually enjoying yourself, but you’re convinced you are so you stay on the ride (like you had a choice anyway). This is a common account of many who have just fearlessly and also quite naively plunged into the hash cake world with general consultment.
How does it work?
Ultimately the weed is baked into the cake thus completely masking the cannabis flavour to the point one is easily deceived into thinking they’re eating an ordinary and very tasty chocolate muffin. To add to the further deception the cake has no effect for at least 40mins to an hour ie the time required for the digestion process to complete and then from zero to infinity you’ll be experiencing extreme highs!!! Whenever you purchase a hash cake in Amsterdam, the staff automatically will warn you “hey bud, once it’s in it ain’t coming out, so be careful okay”. For they’ve seen it all before, and probably had to clean up after the spastic who completely whited his ass off and made reck on the joint, most likely even twenty minutes before you walked in.
Any Other Edibles?
Yes loads! As a key process for making hash cakes is canna butter, which is essentially butter that’s had cannabis infused into it. Now using this T.H.C max potency butter, you’ll be able to not only make hash cakes but cookies, chocolate bars, almost anything uses butter i.e. an endless line of strongly infused cannabis products. When smoking cannabis we’re not burning the herb to it’s max potential thus the full potency of the gear isn’t really being appreciated. However during the cooking process all the T.H.C crystals are ignited and 100% delivered into the product of choice.
School Boy Errors!!
My future brother in law walked the same path as the foolish and overestimating his tolerance to the Ganja, thinking at weed connoisseur level, made the school boy error of thinking that the cake he’d just consumed hadn’t worked so ordered a further irish coffee with double (triple shot if you ask me) of whisky. The story didn’t end to well for him, the next vivid memory I have of him is filling up 3 carrier bags of vomit of all different colours!! Lesson here people, be warned a hash cake looks and smells completely innocent however the production of this product could create almost an A class experience given the quantity and type of cannabis used.