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DAY 32 – Different types of we should Quit Weed SPEECH!

Now this conversation happens, it does.. but the variations of the conversation all depend on who talking about it.  For you’ll hear from almost everyone everywhere, unless you’re YOUNG and naive and it hasn’t quite yet dawned on you that most 24/7 regular weed smokers don’t really achieve much in life – quite simply cos they’re high and can’t be bothered to! Sorry guys, trust me I didn’t like hearing that either and rest assure I fought that argument like I was one of the Spartans from 300 till I realised I was deep denial!…I really hope and pray that one day you too come to this eye opening realisation, because it takes a really stupid person to actually believe that weed makes them cleverer!! or smoking dope is good for you!! yeap, well done!! 😀

Now I think it’s fair to say most regular 24/7 smokers appreciate deep down that what they’re doing isn’t good for themselves and they’re fucking themselves up! Que the speech….

THE SPEECH: From a parental or authoritative figure

Hey you should really give that up, CAN’T YOU SEE what it’s doing to you?” at this point, you shuffle and avoid the conversation for you will lose – BADLY!! They’ve got you by the balls, and there isn’t a room for manoeuvring! My advice would be to RUN, and if that isn’t an option try and blank out their words with calming peaceful oceanic noises! This conversation every weed smoker out there has had to deal with at some point or another, and I’m sure there are numerous ways of seeing another day, smoking another spliff.  To some this day marks a sign, almost a ritual that you can firmly announce yourself in the brotherhood of ADDICT congratulations you’ve done it!! However this day really marks the sign of disparity and distance that is now being created between you those that do smoke and those who don’t, & it’s a club that only club smokers are qualified to talk about else you’ll completely reject what they say.

THE SPEECH: From a fellow regular weed smoker!

Dude, we should like really try quitting man.. just for little bit or something cos I can’t remember the last time I didn’t smoke a spliff!” .. “yeahhhhh” the other guy unconvincingly slurs out.  Weed smokers will hear “the speech” internally from within their own circles and peers, and this conversation will usually be more detailed & truthful, and very closely resembles the honesty and frankness of those within weed quitting support groups!  CATCH 22, the problem really is people have their internal natural callings to quit this addiction at different times! Now what this means is that only one out of the group of 5 weed smokers will want to quit at this particular time! Resulting in that isolated guy completely cracking, and caving in as nobody else has quit, and he knows a fat spliff is only a phone call away!! Additionally it’s interesting to note, when the person who’s caved in does re-join the collective, everybody will completely ignore the fact the previous day this fine gentlemen was exclaiming “That’s IT GUYS, i’m DONE, NOOO MORE WEED FOR ME!! HELL NO!!!! i can’t do this anymore!” This is quietly forgotten and not brought up in following conversations, almost as if it didn’t happen! as to why? well think of it like this… you never know when it’s your turn.

 

 

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