It’s that time of night, and your friend picks up his phone and dials a number. “Hey man you around?” he asks. “Great, that sounds awesome I’ll see you in a bit” and like that he suddenly ends the call. Within no time at all a random guy is standing at the door asking for my friend. I leave them talking, and as my buddy leaves the guy and re-enters the room he’s got a big ass bag of weed in his hand! “Your dealer delivers?” you ask politely. “oh he’s not really a dealer, he’s like just a friend that sorts us out from time to time” he tells you. You’re fine with that and you move on to rolling a joint and eventually spark up and start smoking. As you puff rings of glory in the air, you undoubtedly conclude that this is the best weed you’ve ever smoked. You ask your friend, “So how much did this stuff cost you?”, and he replies back with a figure that’s so low your brain can’t properly comprehend the information. At that moment you weigh up that, your friend can get orgasmic weed, at discount prices, DELIVERED TO HIS DOOR, and all times of day and night!! whHaT????? Overload… your brain starts buckling under extreme pressure, for you must acquire this SUPER DEALER’S number and services IMMEDIATELY.
Cue the awkward moment…..
Ok you hesitate a little but with no further ado you just come out and ask him “ermm hey man, can I get your guy’s number from you?”. He squirms around a little and shrugs his shoulders and eventually says “errr dude, I can’t man, he’s not really a dealer, he wouldn’t like it”. “HE’S NOT REALLY A DEALER?!?!?!?” his words loudly echo in your mind, “You call him, you buy weed from him, how’s he not a frickin’ dealer? Is my money different to yours?” Regardless your friend has made his mind up, apparently even if you did take his number, he will not serve to you. Well isn’t that fucking great!
So How To Get in Contact with Weed Dealers?
1) Walk around the city centre with your best PRO-WEED t-shirt, if you got long hair, then leave it out & get it hangin in a ponytail, basically do whatever you think that highlights you as a potential buyer, from the eyes of a stoner. Admittedly you walk into this deal knowing you’re getting ripped the hell off, but hey you’re still getting some weed. You then have the opportunity of either getting his number or in the annoying event that your guy is actually calling another dealer and is acting as a go between, you should accept no deal that doesn’t include a phone number.
2) Okay okay, if your friend was somehow acquainted to or knew that SUPERMAN DEALER dude, you shouldn’t give up that easily. It’s true a lot of micro-dealers these days buy a very precise amount of weed and have just a handful of customers i.e really close friends for security reasons. This type of dude will probably deliver only because it’s his close buddies house, who’s most likely had favours in return. He wont accept your custom as he’s not your friend and doesn’t care to be. At best you can ask you friend to invite Mr.Super Dealer in and introduce you guys formally. He still probably wont deliver the goods like Pizza Hut, but you’ve definitely increased your chances of picking up weed from him, for at the end of the day Money Always Talks!
Conclusion
Depending on where you’re reading this, Cannabis is either tolerated or just plain out illegal which means Google / Yahoo probably won’t help you out on this one. In this very closed world it’s a word of mouth industry, and the more contacts you have the better chances you’ll have at solving this one.