[CHORUS]
dreams of shagging those robust thunder thighs
ending up just her eaten my french fries
she been flashing all she can muster
knockin’ out my pride with straight knuckle duster
So resist the fat bitch for be it your downfall.
Did I just proposed to a inflatable beach ball?
[Verse 1]
Found myself online talking to this chic?
Hoping she’s not lying on her profile pic.
Ima gonna get some I dunno WHICH?
Cos i’m wondering is she really a fat ass bitch?
Am I about to go on a date with a SLEEPING BAG
However If she is a fat bitch, i’ll get a shag
I’m pretty desperate so i’ll go ahead
I’m gonna spy on her apparently she’s gonna wear RED
[Verse 2]
I sit here thinking, what am i doing,
Cos that’s alot of fatass i’m gonna be WOOING,
Do I really want a shag, or just head?
i’ll just imagine she looks like Megan Fox instead!
Now i know it’s not good that I stalk
but shit, she even has that fat girl walk
so I gotta do the decent thing
and pull out the engagement ring!
[Verse 3]
cos I suppose I am offering her my heart
and this could be the start
if i ask her to marry me,
maybe God will be happy..
My charity work for the day,
Now my mum wont think i’m gay
fuck it I even I’ll go down on that bitch.
whatever get us hitched
[Verse 4]
This is my destiny i’m sure of it
now i’ll go in and amuse her with my wit
back to suaveness for now,
you sit back and watch me charm this cow
all my don juan lingo on course
for at school i was once a dark horse
my mission started i get into character
for fat bitches i am a connoisseur
[Verse 5]
so hello i say “how do you do” my favourite phrase
she looks back grumpy as she says
“you’re a bit short init”
what? careful not to throw a fit
“well you’re a FAT ASS BITCH”
A comment i’m sure she wouldn’t even twitch
Could I say this, or even think it aloud,
or wait till the plate of chips she’s plowed
[Verse 6]
She’s clearly quite horny and maybe even up for it
asking about my passport and possible work permits?
A cocktease, teasing me till I turn all mellow
I LOVE YOU , top of my lungs I BELLOW!
But alas, noo, it was meant to be it seemed.
I stuck to my plan, and went down on one knee
Bitch i said; marry me till the day you die!!
She’s walking out, without even saYING goodbye?
[Verse 7]
Dammm bitch, even head would of done
guess she doesn’t believe in any premarital fun
no shag for me nowww; i assumed too much
would have taken me too long to get to her crotch
So even the fat bitches have standards
HOw did i get into this bar i meandered
This is my story to share to all you sons
about the lady with the HUMONGOUS BUNS