SO WHAT THE FUCK ACTUALLY IS THE MUNCHIES?
You have questions about this topic you talk to me!!!! A topic I feel that I’m an expert and have a PhD on… the legendary munchies. The 3rd definition from Urban Dictionary defines it as
“…when you eat a lot after you’ve been high for a few minutes. Contrary to popular belief, when you have the munchies you are generally NOT HUNGRY. it’s more like… eating feels really really good. Imagine feeling like you’ve never eaten before. Sometimes things will taste like something totally different. Chocolate cream oreos can taste like blueberries, for example. Imagine everything tasting like the best-tasting thing you ever ate in your life…”
Eating when you are not hungry sounds about right?? When I read this description suddenly I laughed for not even GOD himself could speak words so true. Once upon a time, i was thin.. ok was never thin, but I certainly wasn’t a FAT ASS “ROBERT PAULSON” BITCH TITS MOFUCKA!! Ok i exagerate i aint got TITTIES just yet, but if i did it would be cos of the fucking weed! man i fucking love food as it isssss… now add the illogicalness of having the munchies and that’s some fUcKEdD UP COMBINATION!! Naturally everybody has a different reaction to the munchies, but in my personally experience the urban dictionary has it SPOT ON!!! So it’s like 11pm i’ve had dinner probably not even that long ago…so we pick up start getting high, and an hour later, somebody brings up foods? not even A THOUSAND WHORES OF BABYLON could detract or distract you from that BIG MAC!!! And the fuckas leave that shit open 24 hours a day, so they’ll get you.. you’ll fight it!! and ok you’ll win a few, but the house always wins!!! SEE WORDS OF A FATASS!!! I’m telling you i wouldn’t be surprised if those bastards were secretly underhandedly funding large cannabis drug cartels!!! lol
…anyway you get my point!! I probably gone over the top with the BIG MAC BASHING but whatever your poison it’s all the same!! you’re not even hungry?!?! but does that really matter when you’re high?
HEALTH BEING DAMAGED OVER TIME?
Again I make the disclaimer that this isn’t the case for all weed smokers, sure i’ve met many a dude or gyal who doesn’t feel like eating at all, they just don’t get the munchies, and fair play to them! <BASTARDS!!!> lol if that’s the case for you, i’m totally envious!!.cos personally the munchies have completely ruined me!! i was in good shape before i started caining 24/7, I used to work out, play football, squash!! no joke I was an active MOTHERFUCKA!!! but that green shit somehow manages to fuck it up… now i know it may seem like i’m blaming FAR to much on the weed, but if i got it into the STANDS of a court of LAW!! i’m pretty sure i’d be able to FUCK HIM UP!! on the grounds of .. YOU TOOK AWAY MY MOTIVATION AND SHAT ON IT – MOTHERFUCKA!!! lol hahah ok you may have started to realise that this is a sensitive topic for me!! 1-0 to the ganja, and that’s kinda one of the major reasons why i’ve quit smoking weed, cos it’s destroying my health!! 
NOw i’m not gay, but it’s like getting a 10” DILDO and fucking me up the ASS!!! i’m losing this one man!! enough ground to want to quit smoking weed yet?
Joking aside already in these 4 days i’ve started to see progress for I feel stronger and just generally more active!! “what about people who smoke weed and work out like a bitch in the gym huh?” shutup fool!! it’s counterproductive! tell me do professional athletes smoke weed and then go for a run? exactly!! cos it fucks up your lung capacity!! it’s just a retarded argument.. and it’s usually stoners in complete blissful denial making it!