Fourteen years of the rawest, funniest, most honest writing about weed you'll find anywhere. The dealers. The cough. The room that won't let you leave. The night you texted your mates and counted who actually replied. Told from inside the hole — spliff in hand — not from some pedestal.
The Loved, the Medium, the No Reply. Funny as hell — right up until you realise it's a true story.
The most honest thing ever written about what smoking every single night actually does to you.
Read it → A modern classicThe ol' "leave the bag of weed in the room" trick. Magic weed grown by the elves of Mordor. You'll know every word is true.
Read it →The day-by-day quit journal. Where it all kicked off, October 2011.
The funniest, most universal corner of the whole site.
The psychology. Quietly the smartest writing here.
The practical stuff you actually google at 2am.
420, Amsterdam, every name for the green. Just for a laugh.
ARE ALL DEALERS JUST FUCKING PRICKS? ONE thing I wont miss are some of the people/cunts I used to pick weed up from. It's…
Have you been buying drugs on a tick / credit? But got no money to pay the debt back? & When money comes in…
So you've been to your local head shop and boy you went all out!! You not only bought a funky grinder with Amsterdam 420…
It is me or when I change my surrounding or I stay at some other place I don't really NEED to get high, i.e.…
"Ohh you smoke weed, right I see... no that's fine", she said as she grinned awkwardly. First you have to ask by whom, are…
So you've been smoking every day and dreaming of that quite break that never came - stuck in a loop huh? When this happens…
...it's that day you've been waiting for ALL FUCKING YEAR!!! April 20, or "4/20" more commonly known however not so commonly to people outside…
Mar 2013Ya'll look alike to me!! Many over the times have wondered why the so many names for WEED! & when I say "so many"…
Feb 2013So many wonder how a trip to the Mecca of all cannabis is a step towards quitting, alas belonging to a blog on appropriately…
COUGHING YOUR ASS OFF? So you've been choking all sorts of bullshit outta your throat? & now you're fucked!! So lets review, your throat…
So you've just smoked a fat dubee with some others and man are you high!!! However something isn't right, you can't quite put your…
Cos everywhere I went "Hey man have you tried a vapouriser (we're in the UK)?" YOu haven't tried iT??? " However the weird thing,…
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